{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"CollectionPage","@id":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/tag\/umor#CollectionPage","headline":"umor Tag","description":"","url":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/tag\/umor","hasPart":[{"@type":"BlogPosting","@id":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/2008\/ofertele-de-serviciu-pe-intelesul-tuturor.html","headline":"Ofertele de serviciu pe intelesul tuturor","url":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/2008\/ofertele-de-serviciu-pe-intelesul-tuturor.html","datePublished":"2008-10-31","dateModified":"2008-10-31","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/2008\/ofertele-de-serviciu-pe-intelesul-tuturor.html","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/author\/admin#Person","name":"Lili","url":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/author\/admin","identifier":1,"description":"Un om simplu dintr-un ora\u00c8\u2122 mic. Cro\u00c8\u2122etez, tricotez, r\u00c3\u00a2d \u00c8\u2122i z\u00c3\u00a2mbesc prea des. Iar uneori vorbesc prea mult cu pisica. Po\u00c8\u203ai s\u00c4\u0192-mi g\u00c4\u0192se\u00c8\u2122ti munca pe Etsy: <a href=\"http:\/\/atelierhandmadecom.etsy.com\"><\/a>\r\nMul\u00c8\u203aumesc de vizit\u00c4\u0192!\r\n\r\nDac\u00c4\u0192 ai ceva interesant de anun\u00c8\u203aat, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/contact\">d\u00c4\u0192-mi de \u00c8\u2122tire!<\/a>","image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/fe603660a57d815424f5474fddf5b7c4?s=96&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/fe603660a57d815424f5474fddf5b7c4?s=96&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"Lili Blog","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"http:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/logo.png","url":"http:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/01\/logo.png","width":373,"height":77}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"http:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/19957077_10155832732969341_6398927702327434740_o5366237395876458639-1.jpg","url":"http:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/01\/19957077_10155832732969341_6398927702327434740_o5366237395876458639-1.jpg","width":2048,"height":1283},"keywords":["locuri de munca","mail","oferte","umor"],"commentCount":"12","comment":[{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/2008\/ofertele-de-serviciu-pe-intelesul-tuturor.html#Comment1","dateCreated":"2008-11-03 08:54:53","description":"m-ai facut sa rad :D\r\n\r\ntoate sunt niste clishee seci si mincinoase. din cele care ma enerveaza cel mai tare cand le citesc sunt \"echipa dinamica\" si \"abilitati de comunicare\". defapt cum e o echipa dinamica? \r\n\r\nai uitat cliseul cu \"spirit de echipa\" (alta chestie iritanta pt mine). asta e tot o minciuna, de regula in mai toate firmele romanesti se continua traditia comunista de pupincurism al sefului in timp ce iti sapi colegii. fiecare pentru el, dar toti sunt echipe dinamice si competitive, profesioniste, bla bla\r\nmai toti de la RU au copiat niste chestii pe care le-au vazut afara si care stiu ei ca dau bine in anunt, dar realitatea e cu totul alta.","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"Sirg","url":"http:\/\/blog.sirg.ro"}},{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/2008\/ofertele-de-serviciu-pe-intelesul-tuturor.html#Comment2","dateCreated":"2008-11-03 07:32:01","description":"mi-am furat-o!\r\nm-a mincat in cur!\r\nm-au cam strins hamletii!\r\nmi-era cald cu dinti'n gura!","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"vine baiatu","url":""}},{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/2008\/ofertele-de-serviciu-pe-intelesul-tuturor.html#Comment3","dateCreated":"2008-11-02 15:40:29","description":"Alea le-a aprobat Bruta mica, io faceam de papica :D","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"lilisor","url":"http:\/\/www.lilisor.net"}},{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/2008\/ofertele-de-serviciu-pe-intelesul-tuturor.html#Comment4","dateCreated":"2008-11-02 15:15:06","description":":D Te rog sa-ti pui ochelarii cand citesti si aprobi comentariile! :D","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"blogomentator","url":""}},{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/2008\/ofertele-de-serviciu-pe-intelesul-tuturor.html#Comment5","dateCreated":"2008-11-02 15:01:38","description":"P.S: iatcule, falcuta e sora-mea bre! Astea-s glume intre noi :P Mai ales ca ea se crede slaba din cale afara si nu e deloc asa :P","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"lilisor","url":"http:\/\/www.lilisor.net"}},{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/2008\/ofertele-de-serviciu-pe-intelesul-tuturor.html#Comment6","dateCreated":"2008-11-02 12:19:36","description":"[...]\r\nBre moralisto, genetic vorbind, rautatea, este o caracteristica tipic feminina, mai ales atunci cind vine vorba de un dram de sunculita aparuta pe burtica concurentei. \r\nSa zicem ca te inteleg, esti femeie. \r\nAsta nu te impiedica sa-ti masori kilogramele de tupeu, jignind o comentatoare nevinovata care, spre deosebire de tine, are haz.","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"iatcu","url":"http:\/\/iatcu.blogspot.com\/"}},{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/2008\/ofertele-de-serviciu-pe-intelesul-tuturor.html#Comment7","dateCreated":"2008-11-01 22:44:09","description":"Falcuta mica: la cat de mult te-ai ingrasat lately, nu as crede ca nu te incadrezi la categoria \"grasutelor\" :D","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"lilisor","url":"http:\/\/www.lilisor.net"}},{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/2008\/ofertele-de-serviciu-pe-intelesul-tuturor.html#Comment8","dateCreated":"2008-11-01 00:41:50","description":"foarte amuzant!!!! si, cel putin unele din ele, sunt cam adevarate...","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"movieaddicted","url":"http:\/\/movieaddicted.dacaeastae.ro"}},{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/2008\/ofertele-de-serviciu-pe-intelesul-tuturor.html#Comment9","dateCreated":"2008-11-01 00:14:16","description":"Heh..m-as descurca..numai la ultimul criteriu nu pot sa indeplinesc in niciun fel cerintele.:))","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"falcuta","url":"http:\/\/falcutasplace.blogspot.com"}},{"@type":"Comment","@id":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/2008\/ofertele-de-serviciu-pe-intelesul-tuturor.html#Comment10","dateCreated":"2008-10-31 21:25:14","description":"chestia cu alaturate echipei noastre dinamice este de la sine inteles oriunde in ziua de azi :) se cere experienta din start ... iar daca nu ai experienta este putin probabil sa te angajezi si trebuie sa te faci ca stii ce faci :) si sa inveti repede! fara sa trebuiasca sa te invete cineva :&gt; azi meseria se fura :) si toti se tem sa iti explice sa nu le iei locul :))","author":{"@type":"Person","name":"Lucianu","url":"http:\/\/blog.lucianu.org"}}]},{"@type":"BlogPosting","@id":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/2008\/chitanta-de-george-toparceanu.html","headline":"Chitan\u00c5\u00a3a &#8211; de George Top\u00c3\u00a2rceanu","url":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/2008\/chitanta-de-george-toparceanu.html","datePublished":"2008-07-01","dateModified":"2008-07-01","mainEntityOfPage":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/2008\/chitanta-de-george-toparceanu.html","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/author\/admin#Person","name":"Lili","url":"https:\/\/www.lilisor.net\/author\/admin","identifier":1,"description":"Un om simplu dintr-un ora\u00c8\u2122 mic. 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